a fig for care, a fig for woe!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Flurries





I went up to the flatlands again for work, mostly for site inspections but also to drop by and check on a well on my last site there and make sure we hadn't broken it when sampling this past summer. The investigation involved pulling the well, an operation that I hadn't seen before. They get a truck with an extendable boom that reaches up high and drops a hook to pull out the PVC pipe that the water comes up through in 20 foot sections. The hook attaches to a clamp with rings that slips below the threaded joints that hold the sections together. At the bottom is a motorized pump. In this instance, there was a power line that descended down taped to the site of the PVC. Turns out, the motor was blown.

This and another site were located close to the airport. On our way to look into some old records, we got to have a escorted drive inside the fenced-in runway area, complete with a Maverick-style race against a Southwest passenger jet landing across the way. Weather-wise, it was the complete opposite of the last time I was in the true "windy city." Even though it didn't snow until Thursday, it actually felt much colder on Tuesday. Overcast and very blustery, 20-30 F, 20-30 mph gusts. The next two days were also cold and windy but the sun warmed everything up a bit and I had picked up a sock hat and gloves from Walmart that helped tremendously.

We ate at a place called el Tejavan ("the shed"), which featured jalisco interior style Mexican food. For starters, the red table sauce was very tasty, a little thin, plenty of bite. I ordered the chilaquiles with red chile beef stew, which were served in large proportions and with a great red chile sauce. The beef was decent but the fried tortilla pieces were too chewy to really enjoy, and I regretted not going after the Pastor plate. I'll have to get that next time I go up. I also tried the ceviche, tasted very fresh, outstanding.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Amarillo in white

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Should I drink ze pe?

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Monday, January 28, 2008

Just Get Me A Fucking Faith-Based Thing

More liberal media bullshit. Wait, no. Thanks, all you fucking suckers. You probably still ain't learned a goddamn thing.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

I've Been Walking The Streets At Night...



I found this interesting article in the New Yorker, written by a recent guest on The Colbert Report, Malcolm Gladwell, about the Flynn Effect, which describes the way I.Q. scores have increased over the past years, and how it seems to say more about the limitations of the test itself rather than the mental retardation of our ancestors that backwards score projections might suggest. Ironically, while trying to emphasize how much smarter we aren't these days, he quoted this sentence from Flynn himself: "If the everyday world is your cognitive home, it is not natural to detach abstractions and logic and the hypothetical from their concrete referents." A painful brainful. And IQ tests apparently measure how "modern" we are, rather than how smart. My problem is, I just don't get the point of pointing this all out. It's very interesting research, but first off, I think he's being a little too apologistic, naive, and P.C. when he assumes that most people would agree with there being some vast difference between the descriptors "more likely to advance, technologically and scientifically" and "intelligent." That smart vs. dumb actually describes a different quality than civilized vs. primitive. Aren't those synonyms? Seems like he should be talking about "clever," or "crafty." And secondly, fuck an IQ test anyway! I live in an arrogant top-notch, so fresh, so clean, modern society, and I've never been required to take one; in my experience they're a fucking joke, some free quiz on the internet that doesn't mean shit anyway! As far as I'm concerned it's disproving astrology, big whoop. Do people actually use these tests for something scientific? It only seems to matter when you're wanting to classify someone as ward of the state or not, technically insane rather than criminally guilty, etc, and if it really comes down to it, I'll give anyone the benefit of the fucking doubt anyway if the result's them being confined to a mental hospital. Committed and jail seems about the same to me: pretty damn horrorshow. If anything, jail should be more like a mental hospital anyway, if the goal is anything more than retribution. Eh, I'm just blathering on at this point. In any case, I don't want to give the impression I didn't enjoy the piece. The Colbert interview started fun but it cut him a little short for a show with supposedly no writing. Last I heard Viacom wasn't making any deals just yet, maybe I'm out of date.

Portishead set a date, don't be late, it's probably going to be something great. Third, though? I mean, I guess they already burned their one self-titled album, but Dummy was such a perfect name to go with the depressed, numbed out sound back when it was fresh.

We finished the first season of Deadwood, very enjoyable. Superior dialogue. Endless sardonic knife fights. The curious, "ad-hoc" process of the town coming together. How suffering is in everyone's faces at all times and the different ways the various characters deal with it. The fates of Kristen Bell's character and her brother, shit! Everytime I'm expecting a cliché they manage to pull crazy ivans. These premium cable networks just pump this shit out, and it just seems like there's an awfully high ratio of quality - there should be more total stinkers per true gem.

Well, the Aussie Open was a little anticlimatic. Jokey put the hurt on Federer, guess I'll start calling him "Chokabitch." My favorite match was Baghdatis-Hewitt, just an awesome struggle to the end, and I was sad Layton didn't make it any further than he did. There was plenty of auxiliary drama. Freakin crazy eastern Europeans.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Noise Revival

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hack 'Em Up

Speaking of the party, someone, I think it was Will, mentioned how hacky the latest 30 Rock episode had been. I watched it, and maybe I'm slightly biased towards humor centered around Deutscher Übersetzungsfehler, but I thought it was great. OK, Tracy Morgan's singing voice in "Midnight Train to Georgia" was awfully difficult to take at points, but maybe someone simply owed Gladys Knight a gimme cameo. Come on, a "do-do" joke followed up by a self high-five? That's gold, son.

I knocked out the first season of Dexter this week, using teh streaming Netflix. At first some of the cliché supporting characters really turned me off (either the acting or the dialogue, I'm not sure which), but by the end the tension and plot twists had me hooked. Now that I think about it, it was a lot like Dead Like Me and Weeds in that they all have this sort of cheesy veneer, but underneath is a darkness that allows sympathy for even the most absurd archetypes.
I'll definitely watch the second season; hopefully, the chilly final episode means a little less hamfisting for a while.

Another of my recent watched-it-thens was a collection of 2008 Comedy Sundance Shorts. Some were better than others, but they were all worth checking out. Except the second one.
    A summary:
  • "A Relationship in Four Days" - A bath of new york hipster love. Makes your teeth hurt. I didn't not enjoy it.

  • "By Modern Measure" - Didn't really get this one, or like it at all really.

  • "Farewell Packets of Ten" - Ohhh cigarettes. Three minutes with two old yellow-lipped irish ladies chain-smoking and talking about smoking that goes from lovingly nostalgic to sadly grotesque.

  • "FCU: Fact Checkers Unit" - Probably the outright chuckliest. Is that a word? It is now. But such a young, admittedly unproven word probably doesn't do this one justice. Hilarious, more specifically, Bill Murray singing along with chopsticks hilarious.

  • "Motion Studies: Inertia" - Funny and pretty simple.

  • "Sick Sex" - Also funny.

  • "The Funeral" - My second favorite. Fucking "Crossroads!" I do love me a good inappropriate hip hop cover.


We also saw Sicko the other day, fairly depressing but not all that shocking. Doom doom doom goes the big ass drum...

Batman Begins has been on FX all week, and I watched it for the second time in bits and pieces mixed in between the great tennis going on at the Austrialian Open. Chokeavich, you can't handle the Fed. Get a grip, as it were. And commentators: if I have to hear the same stupid anecdote about Vitchavitch and his ace brother in a future Davis Cup team I'm going to vomit. We got it. Cute the first time. Enough. Anyway - Begins has me all worked up for Dark Knight. Really too bad about Heath, but at least it looks in the preview like he did a good job as the Joker. In any case, we'll always have "I Love You Baby." They really should have had him rehash that in Brokeback.

Viva Las Mackus

So, before they burn a hole in my hard drive, here are a few more hot, uncensored pictures from Mack's going away party. It was a good send-off, thanks to C&K for hosting.









Saturday, January 19, 2008

House party 2

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Friday, January 18, 2008

House party

Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile